Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.

I could have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.

Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.