I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

Beautiful things don't ask for attention.

Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.

History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.

A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.