If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
James ThurberIf a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.
James ThurberI don't believe the writer should know too much where he's going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprintยold man propaganda.
James ThurberSophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).
James Thurber