My daughter asked me when she came home from school, "What's the financial crisis?" and I said, it's something that happens every five to seven years.
Jamie DimonThere are two types of depreciation. There is one where you're manipulating currencies. And that's not what Japan is doing.
Jamie DimonBusinesses can be opaque. They are complex. You don't know how aircraft engines work either.
Jamie DimonWe did not anticipate the political fallout from it. We definitely didn't need it and we paid it back the first day we were allowed to.
Jamie DimonBanks also have to say no to customers. We can't always give clients what they want; it may not be in the client's best interest.
Jamie DimonA bank is a relationship. I can't desert you and expect to have a strong relationship afterward. If I told someone, "I know you've been buying milk from me and you need milk to survive. But the price is no longer $2 a gallon. It's going to be $40 a gallon. I'm going to bankrupt you." What do you guys think of me? You would hate us.
Jamie Dimon