I got tired of reading that everybody was either coming out of the closet or they were abused or had some kind of substance problem.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

If you do eight shows a week it's just too difficult to try to put everything that you can together.

Usually you'd do the summer scenes in the winter. So you're out there with a T-shirt and hope nobody sees your air that you're breathing out. We put ice cubes in our mouth to stop that from happening.

When I did a Love Boat, it would go to so many different countries, and I would travel there and get this incredible response!

When the show is over we still have to pay our rent, we have to buy food. We have to do all the same things that you do.

I tried to make it a simple as possible for people so they could pronounce my name.