I tried to make it a simple as possible for people so they could pronounce my name.

I've been out on the book tour going through Pittsburgh, St Louis and Cleveland, Dayton and Orlando, Raleigh-Durham. I sign many books for people.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I never met the second happiest man, or the first happiest man, so I can't judge where I fall into that category.

I got tired of reading that everybody was either coming out of the closet or they were abused or had some kind of substance problem.

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

The third year of MASH was when I realized I was a hit.