If I were an animal, I would be an eagle.

All of us black comedians are trying to be mainstream, but you don't want to lose the edge.

(I get to) kill all the white people... How great is that?

Then I was playing the piano at eight, and that helps you learn about women because most of the people I was playing for were women.

I wish I could take what I'm feeling right now and put it in the water system, and we would all love each other.

Every two, three years there is a movie about the Holocaust because they want you to remember and they want you to be reminded of what it was. When was the last time you seen a movie about slavery?

We can't wave a magic wand and get rid of any of these people's problems, but what they want is they want to be heard.