Ah, mother! How do you do?' said he, giving her a hearty shake of the hand; 'Where did you get that quiz of a hat? It makes you look like an old witch...' On his two younger sisters he then bestowed an equal portion of his fraternal tenderness, for he asked each of them how they did, and observed that they both looked very ugly.
Jane AustenThat will do extremely well, child. You have delighted us long enough. Let the other young ladies have time to exhibit.
Jane AustenThe wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke.
Jane AustenYou deserve a longer letter than this; but it is my unhappy fate seldom to treat people so well as they deserve.
Jane Austen