Where you stand should not depend on where you sit.

It seems like only yesterday that savers were dorks. They kept piggy banks. They drove last year's cars. They fished in their change purses for nickels while the superstars flashed credit cards. Today, values have changed. The new object of veneration is not money on the hoof but money in the bank - and the dorks all have it.

Lawyers are operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass.

You get the most out of what you need the least.

The chief function of stock-market forecasters is to make astrologers look respectable.

Everyone needs a small-town banker. Especially in a big town.

The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.