It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

The truth can be made up if you know how.