The truth can be made up if you know how.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

Reality is just a collective hunch.

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

The truth can be made up if you know how.