The truth can be made up if you know how.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.

Reality is just a collective hunch.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.