Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.
I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.