The truth can be made up if you know how.

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

Reality is just a collective hunch.

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?