The truth can be made up if you know how.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?

Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.