If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.