I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.

I would tell the Democrats in Washington who are trying to be civil with the "bipartisanship" to please stop and let the joker die once and for all, let the agents of chaos hit the pavement, stop picking them up.

I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.