It is just as painful to me when I do poorly. If the fault is all mine, that's what's painful. If it's a situation where no one could have succeeded, I don't feel as bad.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.

If you don't recognize the racist element in the teabag movement, you're either dishonest, or you've never seen the teabag movement, or heard of it, or been acquainted with it in any way.

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?