Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

I was just utterly oblivious to how difficult it was, and how difficult it was going to be, and then also in the mid-eighties through the mid-nineties there was a boom of sorts. So there were plenty of stages. If I had started now, there would be very few places to get better and better.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.

The reason a person is a republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - that's neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.