Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes: if equal affection cannot be, then let the more loving one be me. Have you ever read that one? It's one of my favorites.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.

I feel bad that people think that "feminism" is a dirty word. I don't understand that at all, I'm proud to be labeled a feminist. I consider myself a person who has throughout my entire life stood up for myself. It's never been my ambition to be someone who takes a backseat to anything. I'm not a male basher at all. I divide people into assholes and non-assholes, and that's genderless. I encounter sexism everyday.

I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.

The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.