Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

I should also say, in general, I just drank a lot. I shouldn't characterize it as "to get the courage to perform." It was just an in-general nighttime activity. It definitely made it easier when I started doing stand-up. It was just much simpler to do a couple of shots. It made my nerves go away, for the most part. It just was something I sort of relied on for about the first four years.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

He said that faith is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is small, and it's easy to fill up. But the older you get, the bigger the glass gets, and the same amount of liquid doesn't fill it anymore. Periodically, the glass has to be refilled.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.

I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.