He [God] just seems so man-made to me. There are so many theories, and not everyone can be right. It's human nature to need a religious crutch, and I don't begrudge anyone that. I just don't need one.
Janeane GarofaloYou know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.
Janeane GarofaloYou young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.
Janeane GarofaloI've got no problem with religion if you're going to use it for the good, like Gandhi or Martin Luther King. But that's rarely the case when it comes to politics. It's usually used as a con.
Janeane GarofaloMy dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.
Janeane GarofaloIf the audience is responding very well to comedians that are hacks, and I don't do well, I don't feel as bad, because I feel like their taste is different than mine. They're laughing at somebody I would never laugh at, so that makes it okay, because obviously our tastes are not in the same place. And comedy is subjective, so I feel like maybe the failure wasn't all mine. I don't think they ever would have really enjoyed me. So sometimes that's a little easier, but not much.
Janeane Garofalo