As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

The directing thing, to do it well, I think you have to have a hell of a lot more discipline than I do, or be a lot more willing to really take charge of whole large group of people than I feel comfortable doing - because a director really has to run everything, and be very confident in their ability to do so.

I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.

Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.