The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this [Nazi salute] manner, as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that.
Janeane GarofaloThe reason a person is a republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - that's neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican.
Janeane GarofaloYou know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.
Janeane GarofaloIrrational crushes, infatuations, or obsessions. Whatever you want to label it, it's important to reach out to others.
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