You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

I'm not a big fan of the comics competing against each other.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.