The right, like Pat Buchanan and Rush Limbauggh, use women and the black man and the Hispanic immigrant and the gay man as a scapgoat for society's ills. They pretend it's about traditional family values, but that's a bullshit phrase that means nothing to me. They like to use us all. They use pro-life as a way to hate women and slam women, dressed up in the nobility of saving unborn fetuses. I think it's just misogyny.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Irrational crushes, infatuations, or obsessions. Whatever you want to label it, it's important to reach out to others.