Protesting the color of a man's skin is not a worthy protest.

I don't know who you're referring to exactly who said, 'What has Iraq done to us?'

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It's almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. 'Am I good enough?'

TV, it's a director's medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you're standing so they can do the lighting, that's what I don't like.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.