Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.

I make jewelry occasionally. I'm not a hobbyist. I'm a reader, I'm a lover of books, I like to watch movies, but mostly a lot of nothing. I'm quite content doing very little.

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about what this is going to cost in life and in dollars, what the dangers are, retaliatory strikes, once it happens. This is not a war that needs to happen immediately, if ever.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.