Unfortunately, I am not one of those comics where it's guaranteed that I hit it out of the park every time. You know, I am not completely reliable. It's always different, and it's a complete crapshoot whether I'm going to do well.

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.

Now, granted, there are still as many heartbreaking things going on. There are so many things in the Obama administration to be sick over that certainly didn't change. And also our media, if it's possible, seems to be getting even worse. The alleged news media. And then there are the teabag racists adding insult to injury. But I don't have that same heartbreak anymore, because it's not fresh heartbreak anymore. It's like I'm used to it. I'm sure we all are just used to it.