Unfortunately, I am not one of those comics where it's guaranteed that I hit it out of the park every time. You know, I am not completely reliable. It's always different, and it's a complete crapshoot whether I'm going to do well.

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

I've got no problem with religion if you're going to use it for the good, like Gandhi or Martin Luther King. But that's rarely the case when it comes to politics. It's usually used as a con.

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America.

Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about that. I suppose if I'm walking, I'm all for it, but if I'm driving, that's a whole other can of worms.

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.