You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.

My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.

Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said.

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.

you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental.

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich