I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?"
 "Let me think about that for a nanosecond," Dickie said. "Yes! Last time you were in my office you tried to kill me."
 "That's an exaggeration. Maim you, yes. Kill you, probably not."


they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage? Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when she gets into bed at night.