I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?" No one reported gunfire." "I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer." "Whoa." Dillon said. "It wasn't my fault," I told him. "Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up.

Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn't to get another writer to clone me... it's more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment.