I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula

I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy

Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage? Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when she gets into bed at night.

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.

About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli

Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross. "I thought you were Baptist." "Yeah, but we don't got any hand signals for an occasion like this.

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli