A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.

I took all of my rejection letters - there must have been thousands of them in a huge box - and I went out on the curb and burned them all, crying.

they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.