If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn't to get another writer to clone me... it's more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment.

I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.