If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes are make-believe.' Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God?

Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I don't know," Morelli said. "It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure." -Morelli And Stephanie

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.