I felt my cell phone buzz, and I looked at the screen. Ranger. โYour GPS just went blank,โ Ranger said when I answered. โThe car exploded.โ There was a beat of silence. โRafael won the pool,โ Ranger said. โAre you okay?โ โYes.โ โIโll send someone.
Janet EvanovichYou never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.
Janet EvanovichIf I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have to worry about traffic. You relize Harry Potter isn't real, right? Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?
Janet EvanovichMaybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
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