I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.
Janet EvanovichI failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if youโre bent over about the color, donโt leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.
Janet EvanovichI guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldnโt be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.
Janet Evanovich