As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both."-

Diesel is back," Ranger said. Yes. How did you know?" I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-