I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.
Janet EvanovichDo you have someone watching her house?โ (Stephanie) โThat kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. Weโre so underbudgeted weโre one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)
Janet EvanovichShe doesnโt know,โ Cate said. โKellen is a secret. I didnโt think my mother would approve.โ โWhy wouldnโt your mother approve?โ Pugg asked. โItโs my job,โ Kellen said. โI kill people. It pays well, but itโs not universally socially acceptable.
Janet EvanovichI ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum
Janet EvanovichI know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what with being locked up in a refrigerator, I plumb forgot what was in here to start with. But being that this is a 45 magnum, the most powerful handgun in existence, and it could blow your head clean off, you just got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky today? Well, do you, punk?" Christ," Spiro whispered. "She thinks she's f**king Clint Eastwood.
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