Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or tainted water. We're like that catfish with lungs. Take us out of our environment and we can grow whatever body parts we need to survive. After Jersey the rest of the country's a piece of cake. You want to send someone into a fallout zone? Get him from Jersey. He'll be fine.
Janet EvanovichHeโs sort of a homeless horse,โ I said. โIโm leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I wonโt be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I donโt want that horse in my apartment.โ โWho would put a horse in an apartment? Thatโs dumb.โ โWhereโs the horse staying now?โ โMy apartment.โ โI can always count on you to brighten my day,โ Ranger said. And he disconnected.
Janet EvanovichBob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I don't know," Morelli said. "It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure." -Morelli And Stephanie
Janet EvanovichLooks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six
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