Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf was here?” “No. I knew food was here.

That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about us." That too," I said. Ranger sliced a bagel and looked for the toaster. It's broken,"I told him. He truned the boiler on and slid the bagel into the oven. That's surprisingly domestic for a man of mystery," I said to him. He looked at me over the rim of his coffee mug. "I like things hot.

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.