Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!