My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire. Do you really think so?' Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal with the wood elves.' I don't like the wood elves.' They're okay. They're misunderstood.

Stop the planet. I want to get off.

I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I parked at a safe distance from other cars, exited the BMW, and set the alarm. You want me to stay with the car in case someone's riding around with a bomb in his backseat looking for a place to put it?" Lula asked. Not necessary. Ranger says the car has sensors." Ranger give you a car with bomb sensors? The head of the CIA don't even have a car with bomb sensors. I hear they give him a stick with a mirror on the end of it.