My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.

Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minutes ago. Now that Ranger was standng in front of me I was thinking a cupcake wasn't what I actually needed. Maybe I can help you get your mind off doughnuts," Ranger said. My mouth dropped open, and I think some drool might have dribbled out.

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me.

Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside.

You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

He's a good man," Ranger said. "And you?" "I'm better.