I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.' There are some similarities.

I’ll be real discreet,” Tank said. As discreet as a six-foot-six, no-neck guy weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, all dressed in black SWAT clothes, with a Glock holstered at his side could be.

I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans.

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy