I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got pretty good legs, you know." She raised her skirt and looked down at her knees. "What do you think? You think I'd look good in them biker things?" Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs.

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.

You should see me work my magic in leather" Ranger

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.

And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert.