I almost never shoot people.

I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six

Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula

How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed on them. Look at this place. No boarded-up windows. No garbage in the gutter. No brothers selling goods on the street. Don't know how people can live like this.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.