Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

THE NOTE said the first clue was "in the big one." I looked at the jumble of letters that followed, and I saw no pattern. Not such a surprise, since I was missing the puzzle chromosome and couldn't do puzzles designed for nine-year-olds.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.