With the exception of dessert, food is food.

I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.

Nice tackle, babe." Ranger

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now." Valerie - To the Nines

Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes are make-believe.' Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God?

I took all of my rejection letters - there must have been thousands of them in a huge box - and I went out on the curb and burned them all, crying.