You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.

You don't even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube.

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

If anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you should assign a guardian.

That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.

I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans.

[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. "I know what you're thinking," he said. "And that wasn't where I was going. I was going to suggest work." "I knew that." He looked over at me and grinned. "You want me bad." I did. God help me.