He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.” “Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. “Cool!” Hal said.

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe." "Everyone I know wants to see you naked." "And you?" "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.