I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.

I almost never shoot people.

I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.

I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.