These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.

Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

I'm so busy writing and editing two books a year that I don't have time for painting anymore.