These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and somehow turns into a story idea.

Bullets are creepy." Stephenie