I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.

My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me

What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf was here?” “No. I knew food was here.

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.