Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are baked every day. And not a heck of a lot of them find their way to New Hampshire. All that snow and scenery and what good does it do you without Tastykakes?

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.

I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.

He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?

He had a body like batman

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum