Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it.

Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?"
 "Let me think about that for a nanosecond," Dickie said. "Yes! Last time you were in my office you tried to kill me."
 "That's an exaggeration. Maim you, yes. Kill you, probably not."


I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want.

Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.