I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if youโre bent over about the color, donโt leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.
Janet EvanovichHas it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.
Janet EvanovichAny intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of getting in someone's face.
Janet EvanovichYou have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?โ โYeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?โ โThe baptismal font?โ โThatโs it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking.โ โBrilliant,โ I said to Lula. She tapped her head with her finger. โNo grass growinโ here.
Janet Evanovich