You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down." I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file.

If you want to cry, you're not going to like my books.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum