You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.