If anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you should assign a guardian.

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.

How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now." Valerie - To the Nines

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.