There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.

The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass.

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think

I disconnected and made a mental note not to call Tank unless I was bleeding profusely, and he was the only other person on earth.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!