I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. “I was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look,” Morelli said. “It’s floor,” I told him. “I can see that. If we add some milk and eggs, we can turn you into a cake.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?” “He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

With the exception of dessert, food is food.