I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.

I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans.

Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are baked every day. And not a heck of a lot of them find their way to New Hampshire. All that snow and scenery and what good does it do you without Tastykakes?

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger