I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula

I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people in shopping centers and, you know, I read the newspapers and I talk to the Trenton cops, and I just get a lot of information that comes in that somehow turns into a book.

I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.