I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.

How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the moment that were no longer exclusively attached." "And I could date other men." Morelli was starting to look annoyed. "Have you been dating other men?" "Maybe." "As long as it isn't Ranger," Morelli said. "I don't think Ranger dates.

Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's mom

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger